If you don't know much or anything about Newport, RI, you'll need to come up to speed. Newport is a truly unique place there is no doubt and has long been a true love of my life. Newport is an island, part of the the great state of Rhode Island and is steeped in history much unlike any other place in this country.
Rich beyond compare in the American colonial and revolutionary history, rich in tradition of world class sailing (watch this video, makes me want to get in my car and head straight back), Newport was THE vacation stomping ground of the wealthiest of all humans during the gilded age. All of this and more, more, more are what make Newport, Newport.
People from all around the world flock to Newport (a notorious party town as it has been since the late 1800's.) in the summer months to party their faces off and plenty of other more respectable things. In my early twenties I did the same, though, I didn't leave on Labor Day, I stayed. I can say without doubt that my 3 years there were of the happiest, funnest, car-est free-est days I could have wished for.
Ironically, I had forgotten too much of it until this weekend. I think I have been to preoccupied to miss it. The ladies that escorted me to Newport really knew little of my previous life there. I think it is safe to say I regressed a bit when we crossed the bridge. We had wonderful dinners, hours of dancing, and more encounters with old friends than I could have ever dreamed. It felt a bit like an episode of "This is your Life" - I was simply blown away.
The core group of us staying at Vanderbilt Hall....
were met (by surprise to me) by more friends at dinner. To aid in the surprise the guests arrived in "costume"....
I now know they were attempting to look like Lindsay Lohan and January Jones .... All I know is when they walked in to the restaurant I said to my other dinner companions; "Hold on friends, the trans*vest*ites (pardon the *'s I don't want to be search-able by that word) are in the house ... who knew it was a gaggle of my BFF's. Not sure what happened to them between the above photo and the below, but Newport can do that to you...

It is safe to admit that I had about 16 too many of these...
...to capture the rest of the evening events, though I tried. Sadly everything else is far too blurry to share.
We were invited to late night events (a very common occurrence in Newport since the establishments close at 1 am) that included one ocean-worthy vessel and one stripper pole (not at the same location). I can safely say that I did not anticipate the first words I would utter the morning after my 40th birthday would be: "Wow, my arm is really sore from pole dancing" or "Gracious, I hope I can pole dance like that when I am 70!"
Whatever the case, no, the weekend did not turn out at all as I planned. I could have never have dreamt it would be as it were. Wonderful encounters, divine locations, bountiful friends, joyful celebrations and lasting hang overs memories . . .
In parting, if I were to make a mix tape pod cast for my homies as a party favor, it would have to include this track, our theme song. The rhythm and lyric sum it up rather nicely . . . and it played 'on and on and on' for the duration of our journey. Is it so lame that our 2nd graders are the ones who first introduced us to it, and such is how we knew all the words and could "rock dis club" like it was dy - no - mite?